Who are you at Sunday dinner?
Six questions about how you behave when the pot's on, whether that's every week or twice a year. Answer as yourself, or as the person you're buying for. Everyone at the table gets a best match, a safer pick, and a bolder one, and they're all right below if you'd rather just look.
Six questions. Be honest.
1It's Sunday morning. Where are you at nine?
2The meatballs come out of the pot. You:
3Someone says "it's sauce, not gravy." Or the reverse. You:
4Dinner's over. The table's a wreck. You:
5The goodbye at the door takes:
6The thing you say most:
Everyone at the table
The one who never sits down
The pot went on before anyone else was awake, and it's still your pot at four. Everyone at the table has a chair. You have a lap of the kitchen. You'd tell them it's no trouble, and you'd be lying, and they know, and that's the whole point.
Sunday Gravy
The chef on the front is stirring your pot. (If it's sauce in your house, Sunday Sauce is right below it.)
Tomato Cluster
Where the pot starts. A vine of tomatoes on a mustard tee, and our most-reviewed shirt after Scusi.
Al Dente
Two words in script for the cook who pulls the pot thirty seconds early.
The one who asks "did you eat?"
It's a question and it isn't. Nobody at your table has ever been left with a bare plate, and nobody has gone home without a container, whether they asked or not. Feeding people is how you say the thing you don't say out loud.
Pasta Shapes
A hand-drawn field guide to the pasta aisle, for the one who cooks all of them.
The one stealing bread at the pot
You're not cooking, you're supervising, and supervising means a heel of bread and a hand in the pot every time the cook turns around. You burn your mouth every Sunday and you'd do it again. You're also first on the couch after.
Scusi
Excuse me, coming through, reaching across. Our best seller, said by a very happy tomato.
The one who shows up with the box
You have never once arrived empty-handed and you never will. The white box, the string, the argument at the counter about whether they need the pignoli too (they do). Everyone at your table knows to save room.
Rainbow Cookie
Three layers, chocolate on top, a small print on ivory. The safe gift that isn't boring.
Cannoli
The classic in the box, for the one who orders extra shells.
The one who pours after dinner
The plates are cleared and your night is just starting. Little cups, the espresso pot, the anisette, a deck of cards, and a chair pulled a little closer to the table. You're the reason nobody leaves at eight.
Negroni Classico
For the one already thinking about the next round.
The one who says what everyone's thinking
There's no filter and there never was. You order at the counter the way it was said in your house, you tell the cook the truth about the meatballs, and you say the thing at the table everyone was thinking. People love you for it. Mostly.
Mortadella
The pink one with the pistachios, given a face. Our fastest mover.
What people say
“Ordered a bunch of these for gifts for family and friends and we are loving them! The quality of the fabric and printing are both much higher than I expected.”
“My husband is obsessed with mortadella. Who knew there is a T-shirt for that.”
“I've started wearing mine to the farmers market and all are in love!”
“First time I wore it I got three compliments from total strangers.”
Why these shirts
Questions
What size do I get?
Your usual t-shirt size, or theirs. It's a unisex cut, true to size, a little relaxed through the body with a bit of extra length. If they like things oversized, go up one.
What if it doesn't fit?
You've got 30 days from delivery to request a size exchange or a return, as long as it's unworn and unwashed. If anything arrives damaged, send us a photo and we replace it free.
How fast does it ship?
Each shirt is printed to order and goes into production the night you order it. Most US orders arrive within 7 to 10 business days. Free shipping on US orders over $75.
What's the fabric like?
100% ring-spun cotton from Comfort Colors, garment dyed, which is why the colors look lived-in instead of flat and why it feels soft right out of the bag.
Can I take it for someone else?
That's the idea. Answer as the person you're buying for. If they land between two, the safer pick is the one to give.
Gravy or sauce?
We made both. We're staying out of it.
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